Shut The Fuck Up!

Sorry for the neglecting the blog. I’ve been busy studying for finals so haven’t had time to play. I spent a lot of time studying in Starbucks where I’ve been exposed to various ladies. I don’t know how some of you date some of these women. Specifically the ones that do not shut up.

I cringe when I ecounter them. The go on and on and on…practically not taking a breath between sentences. I hope none of you are dating a woman that doesn’t shut up. If you are please shove your cock in her mouth. There should be a healthy balance in the conversation. Today this one girl just went on and on, you could hear her voice over the music that was playing.

Date a nice laid back girl will you. Stay away from the ones that wear the HUGE glasses, carry little dogs around, read trash mags and watch reality shows. If you are going to bang someone I want you to bang someone physically and mentally hot.

I get depressed thinking of some of you on dates with a woman who won’t shut the fuck up. Then you have to suffer through the entire date hoping for the chance to score. I personally just don’t think it’s worth it. Just stay home and beat off. Put on a pair of panties and stroke off. Better yet come over here and we can escape these obnoxious women together. You can play with my cock until you meet a nice girl to satisfy you.

I can fuck your face, maybe you can fuck mine, well jerk off together. I think of it like a peaceful laidback sexual group meditation.

I’ve been thinking about your hot cocks in this heat. Your balls are all filled up with cum about ready to explode. You probably need some help stroking and getting them off. If I had the energy I would dress up, come out and jerk and suck you off but it’s too much work putting on all that makeup. We should 69; no one can really talk when you both have cocks in your mouth. It’s just pure pleasure.

That’s why I rather not speak when you come over. You’ve probably been listening to these bimbos all day at work, school or at home. You just need some quiet time with your cock and balls hanging out or ass cheeks spread. Doesn’t that sound nice? Yes, I think it does.