“It looks like your packing. How big is it?” I asked.
No response. That’s okay I don’t expect a response from most of the guys that I message. I’m the one that’s out of line messaging straight guys on dating sites and apps or waiting for them to message me when they come across my profile.
I keep my messages short, sweet and to the point. Types of messages I usually send are…
How big is it?
Need a bj tonight?
Hi there.
Most of time I’ll get no response. I don’t harass them further unless I see they been viewing my profile if the site or app provides it. Sometimes I’ll get a hateful message to kill myself or that I’m a fag. That’s fine.
I do get messages that I’m beautiful, stunning and gorgeous. Either the guys aren’t looking at the pictures close enough or the lighting and angles in the pics are really good. As I stated in the passed I rarely wear make up. I simply put on a wig and some slutty clothes and at the very least make sure my face is as smooth as possible.
Anyway back to the biggest dick I’ve encountered…I received a message almost a month later…
“Throat this cock.” He demanded. Well, at least it sounds demanding.
“Ball full?” I asked.
“Come suck my hard cock.” He replied. Didn’t answer my question either. He did send a picture of his hot throbbing cock.
“Dam it looks so good.” I told him.
“Where are you?” He asked. “Come get sloppy.”
Another photo of his throbbing cock came through. I love when hot guys show off their hot cocks to me. It makes me feel special.
“Your cock is so hard.”
“Come over.” He said. “Waiting for a wet throat. Send me a pic.”
A third photo of his rod came through. He really enjoys showing off his hot cock. I think more guys should show off their cocks. If you have it share it! I sent him some photos of me.
“So we chillin?” He asked.
“Nights are better.” I replied. Nights are better because it’s darker and easy for me to travel dressed up if the guy doesn’t let me get dressed at his place.
“Are you in a house or apartment?” I asked. There is no way I would be able to enter an apartment building dressed up…I’m just not passable enough. A house on a dark street is easier for me to dart into…I’ve done it many times.
“House. I live alone but needs to be now.” He replied. “Let me see that ass.” He requested.
I sent his some ass pics.
“Do you like your balls licked and sucked?” I asked him seeking more information about what he likes.
“Either come throat it or goodnight.” He replied. Didn’t answer my question though.
“I’m not passable enough to be out during the day.” I told him. It was morning, I was still in bed and not ready or wiling to throw on a wig and outfit so early when the sun is out and everyone to see.
No response. I left it at that. If he was horny again I’ll hear from him or maybe I’ll hit him up…which I did a few weeks later.
“You want it sucked tonight?” I asked and didn’t get a response until the next day…
“?” He replied. What’s the ? about. Was my question no clear enough? Was what I asked confusing?
“I was looking to suck last night?” I told him.
“KK. Tonight come suck this.” He replied with another photo of his hot cock.
“Damn looks good.” I complimented. “When are you free?” I asked.
“After 7.” He replied. “You have a pic?” He asked.
“Of what? I have pics in my profile.” I told him.
“Alright. So you are good for after 7?” He asked me. “I need a nice sloppy blowjob.”
“You’re in a house? I can just come in and suck it?” I asked him.
“Yes. I have my own place.” He replied.
“I’ll suck the load out good.” I told him. I would too. I enjoy sucking the loads out of straight and curious guys…it’s what I do best.
“Oh yea? What about that ass?” He asked.
“I don’t get fucked. I can give a good rimming though.” I replied.
“No touching you?” He asked me.
“I don’t mind getting jerked and sucked.” I told him.
“May I see it?” He asked. “Maybe I’ll return the favor.”
I send over one of my panty cock pics.
“Damn.” He said.
He sent over another dick pic.
“I like rubbing them together. Get them rock hard.” I told him. Rubbing cocks together and feeling them throbbing feels real good….I’m not going to lie.
I sent over another pic of my hard cock poking out of panties.
“So I’ll see you later than love.” He said. “I guess I’ll come back on at 7:15 and message you.” He said.
“Okay” I replied. He sounded responsible.
“You better get sloppy on this cock.” He said and sent over another picture of his dick.
“I’ll be on my knees in front of it. Getting it wet and warm.” I told him. “Do you need the balls licked and sucked?” I asked again.
“Depends on you skill.” He answered.
“I’ll do my best.” I told him. No matter what I always do my best. When guy presents me with their hard cock and hanging balls I need to do my best to help get the load out…to make them feel good.
“Are you coming dressed?” He asked me.
“I’ll wear sweat clothes over my outfit.” I told him. “Then take it off when I get inside. Then start licking and sucking you.”
“Okay. Let me see more cock.” He said.
I sent over two more cock shots.
“Nice.” He replied.
“You like getting rimmed?” I asked him.
“What’s that?” He replied.
“Ass licked.” I told him.
For those of you that don’t know, a rim, rimming or rimjob is licking and tongue fucking an asshole. Simply lick the ass up and down, around and in and out for as long as you want. Go as deep as you can and get it as wet as you can. That would a nice deep rimming. I would say the majority of guys enjoy a rim when I do it to them. Only the ones that have an “ass off” limit don’t experience it. That’s when they won’t even let me go near there ass—which is a shame they should try a few licks while they have me down there. Who would ever know?
“Oh. And this is all a first for me so I don’t know.” He said.
Was he telling me the truth? He’s never been with another man before and now he has decided to go through with it with me. He’s never sucked or touched and another cock in his life but now after messaging me he just may try it? I guess I believed him.
“You never messed with a guy before?” I asked him.
“No never.” He replied. I believed him. There really is no reason to lie about this. If he did play with another cock when he was younger or maybe drunk one night with a friend it wouldn’t be a big deal. That’s kind of naughty cock play is hot and the most fun.
“Should I start getting ready?” I asked him.
“Start at 7pm.” He replied.
“If that’s cool, unless it takes longer…IDK.” He said.
He sent over another picture of his hard cock.
“So hard.” I said. “It needs a good sucking.” I imagined what it would be like to suck it. How best to approach his cock for the first time…to make it feel good…to suck the load out of him so he would feel great about his decision to meet me.
Now it was nearing 7. I was planning on going to the spa and I held off to meet this guy. I still wasn’t going to lift a finger until I new for sure he was going to meet.
“Should I get ready?” I asked again.
“Yes. Do you gag?” He asked.
“Don’t like gagging or choking.” I told him. I don’t mind sucking a hard cock and feeling it slide between my lips at a steady rate but I don’t enjoy having it rammed down my throat—it just isn’t pleasant. I always try to work on my deep throat skills to improve them though.
“Can I do poppers while I suck you?” I asked. “That will help.” I told him.
“IDK. What’s that?”
“It just gives you a quick head rush…like sniffing rubbing alcohol…they aren’t illegal.” I told him. “I don’t drink, smoke or use drugs.” I told him.
I always try to add that. I think it’s nice to know they don’t need to worry about meeting some drunk cracked out man in wig.
“Address?” I asked.
“That’s weird. And I drink…sometimes.” He replied.
I don’t care if a guy is drunk or drinking while I blow him. As long as he isn’t so drunk that he can’t get hard or shoot his load. That’s no fun.
“You want me to come suck the load out?” I asked. “I’m ready…just need to know where to go.”
I had showered and shaved my face so it was nice and smooth. I was ready to suck his dick but it was taking awhile for him to respond to my messages. Usually a guy that’s about to get blown is quicker to respond.
“Send me your face right now please.” He asked. “So I know who I’m meeting.”
It was a responsible request. He’s never been with a guy before and wants to make sure I am who I say I am. I put on my wig and a top and started snapping some selfies until I took one I though would be good to send over.
After a few minutes he gave me the address and some directions on how to get there. Things were moving along.
“About 20 minutes away.” I told him.
“About 10 minutes away.” I updated him.
“What color house is it?” I asked.
No response.
“I’m here.” I told him.
“I’m not ready yet. I’m sorry. I didn’t know you were leaving so soon. Can you wait like 10 minutes?” He responded.
Another reasonable response. Maybe he was in the shower? Maybe he needed to tidy up the apartment?
“I’ll go drive around.” I told him. I wasn’t about the sit on around on his block dressed up as a woman. Although it was pretty dark out and would be difficult to really see me. He sent over another picture of his cock.
“Okay. You sure? I feel bad.” He said.
He should feel bad. What is he and idiot? Did he not see my messages that I was 20 minutes away…10 minutes away.
“I can wait here too.” I said.
“I don’t care. Do what you like.” He said.
I would like to come in and suck his cock until he nuts all over my face and in my mouth. Maybe take my cock out and stroke it with him. Unfortunately for whatever the reason he isn’t ready yet so my only options are to either wait or leave. I chose to wait.
“I’m waiting in the car.” I told him.
I waited on the corner. If someone drove by I would just look down into my phone like I was texting or looking at something. Even though he gave me a street address I still couldn’t see the house numbers because it was so dark.
“Which house is it? Hard to see the #’s.” I asked. No response. Maybe he was still getting ready?
“How much longer?” I asked him. No response. I waited the ten minutes then it was time for me to abort.
“Okay. I’m leaving. Thanks for wasting my time.” I said. I drove off and then parked up the block to reevaluate the situation. What went wrong?
He didn’t seem like he would flake because of constant stream of cock pics and request for sloppy head. He gave me a physical address and I new he was only a few feet away because the app I was using said so. Maybe he got cold feet?
I’ve been flaked on before and It usually bother me because it’s some of the bullshit you have to deal with sometimes—but not all of the time. This time I was pissed though because I did hold off doing other things to meet him.
As I waited in the car giving him and extra minute or two up the block another message came through on the app I was using.
“What’s up?” He said. It was from a young guy I chatted with before but didn’t meet yet. He had a nice young hot cock so I immediately jumped on the opportunity to salvage the situation.
“Not much. You need your cock sucked?” I didn’t waste any time. I was out and dressed up. My options were go home cockless or go suck his.
“Yea that would be nice.” He replied.
“You free now?” I asked.
“I’m just at a friends house.” He replied.
“Can you slip out? Say you’re going to the store or something?” I asked him.
“Yea I can probably do that.” He responded. “Where do you live again?” He asked.
I told him my location. About 20 minutes away from where he was.
“You want me to start heading that way?” I asked him.
“Where do you want to meet?” He asked me.
“Somewhere around there but I need to know now.” I had to be more aggressive and just get a simple up or down.
“Shit alright. It’s going to be hard to leave right now.” He responded.
He probably made plans to hang out with his friend but now he has the opportunity to get the load sucked out of him. Couldn’t he just tell him friend his is going to get some car head from a friend? Maybe his friend needs head too? But I suppose that would be awkward explaining that it’s from a guy in a wig.
“You’re all dressed up?” He asked me.
“Yes. Make a decision.” I responded.
“You have a problem that I haven’t showered since I got off work?” He asked.
“That’s fine.” I told him. I wouldn’t be eating his ass…it was just a car suck. So at the most his cock and balls would be a little sweaty and salty—nothing wrong with that. I wanted to give him the head that this other guy missed out on.
“Alright. Fuck it let’s go.” He responded.
His poor friend. Maybe they were hanging out about to watch sports or play some video games but instead he bailing on him to get sucked off by me. I felt good about it.
“I’m on the way.” I told him. As I sped in his direction I continued the curse my previous date and contemplated what his issue was. Did he get off on the idea of having me come over but not let me in? Was he watching me in the car from a window somewhere? Who cares. I was going to get some real dick now.
“About how long? He asked.
“20 minutes.” I replied.
“Ok.” He said.
As I got closer he gave me more directions. His responses were quick and clear not like the previous guys.
“Go one block up, there’s a white office building. I’ll be there is 3 minutes.” I he told me.
I found the white office building and parked behind it. It was a small dark parking lot…would do just fine.
“Am I getting in your car?” I asked.
“Yeah.” He answered.
Within 3 minutes a car pulled in and parked to my left. I got out, opened the passenger side door, made eye contact then got it.
“Hi!” I said. I was happy. I was extra happy because even though I was dicked over earlier I now had a young horny guy next to me taking off his pants and unleashing his young hard cock.
I began sucking it. He put this seat back further and spread his legs wide. He cock became like a rock within moments. I sucked him like it was the last cock on earth. I moved lower to his hairy sweaty balls…licking and sucking them until they were nice and moist.
“Yea that’s it.” He moaned. “So good.”
He put one hand on the back of my head guiding me down onto his cock. His right hand was on my ass rubbing and squeezing it. His dick throbbed in my mouth as I bobbed up and down on it. I came up quickly to sniff some poppers then went back down for more.
The wetness from my mouth dripped down his shaft and over his balls. He continued to moan as I sucked him off deeply. The next time I got up to sniff some poppers his hand went for my crotch.
I took my hard cock out and began to stroke it. He then took hold of it and began to jerk it. I had to pull on my balls to stop myself from cumming. It was just so hot watching him jerk himself and me at the same time.
I went back down between his legs and started licking and sucking his balls again while stroking the base of his shaft.
“Oh fuck!” He moaned. He began to nut with my mouth on his balls but I quickly went got on his cock to get the last few drops. The first shots his sweatshirt but the rest I licked up quickly while gently massaging his balls.
I wiped my mouth and pulled up my panties as he cleaned off his sweatshirt.
“Thank you.” He said.
“Take care.” I said. I quickly got of his car and into my and drove off. It was a hot quick encounter but I was so damn horny I had to pull over and jerked off while parked on the side of the road. As cars drove by I stroked my cock thinking about what had just happened. It didn’t take me long to wet my panties. I drove home with wet panties on and satisfied that I was able to help someone get their load out.
As I drove home I received a message from the first guy.
“I’m done.” He said.
He’s done? Really? An hour later?
“Are you for real?” I asked him.
“?” He responded.
“You flaked.” I told him.
“You going to suck it or?” He asked. “Flaked?”
He must have been drunk, high or just a douche. I couldn’t make heads or tails of this one.
“Yes flaked. When I was parked outside over an hour ago.” I explained to him.
“So.” He responded.
God what a douche!
Luckily I just finished sucking a nice cock so I wasn’t going to let him get to me. I dropped the conversation until I received another cock picture from him a few days later.
Find out what happened it Part Two of the Biggest Dick I’ve Encountered. Check back soon.